Torben: "God bless spring"
Billybob: "ya god bless, but Jesus died yesterday"
Torben: "Sorry for your loss"
Friday, April 18, 2014
Monday, August 6, 2012
a piece of me
Torben: Let's go see if some lovely ladies want a piece of me ... or maybe they even want two pieces.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
How Torben gets laid
Torben: I don't really know how I get laid these days, I am usually too stoned to remember the details.
Billybob: I'll tell you how you do it. You wait until 5am, at which point you get up the courage to say: "Excuse me, can I ask you a question? ... I hope you don't mind"
... and then you get laid.
Billybob: I'll tell you how you do it. You wait until 5am, at which point you get up the courage to say: "Excuse me, can I ask you a question? ... I hope you don't mind"
... and then you get laid.
Marianne days
Billybob: Those were the good old days, remember the Marianne days?
Torben: Dude you weren't even with her.
Billybob: I wasn't really WITH her, but I was AFTER her, which is almost the same thing.
Torben: Dude you weren't even with her.
Billybob: I wasn't really WITH her, but I was AFTER her, which is almost the same thing.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Soft?
Billybob: Hey Torben, (in a gay voice) check out my new bed, it's so soft.
Torben: I'll show you something soft (long pause) ... ready?
Saturday, April 3, 2010
making love
Billybob: Baby, eating this lunch is like making love to you
Girlfriend: Is it really that bad?
She's not my type
Torben: I don't know if she's my type.
Billybob: Sleep with her now, find out if she's your type later
Monday, December 21, 2009
On getting your shit together
Torben: That guy really got his shit together
Billybob: Depends on your definition of shit, shit comes in different flavors.
Billybob: Depends on your definition of shit, shit comes in different flavors.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Valentine's Day
Foreign girl: When is Valentine's Day?
Billybob: February 15, I think.
Boombox: It's the 14th dude!
Billybob: Yeah I always forget that and give my girlfriend a Valentine's Day present a day too late
Boombox: And what does she say?
Billybob: She tells me she already got a present from their real boyfriend the day before
Billybob: February 15, I think.
Boombox: It's the 14th dude!
Billybob: Yeah I always forget that and give my girlfriend a Valentine's Day present a day too late
Boombox: And what does she say?
Billybob: She tells me she already got a present from their real boyfriend the day before
Sunday, November 1, 2009
comfort zone
Billybob: Fuck this shit
Torben: Watch your language
Billybob: Sorry, I overstepped my boundaries, and your comfort zone too
Torben: Don't beat yourself too much up, at least I have a comfort zone
Torben: Watch your language
Billybob: Sorry, I overstepped my boundaries, and your comfort zone too
Torben: Don't beat yourself too much up, at least I have a comfort zone
low-lying fruit
Torben: Did you have a good night?
Billybob: It was a good party, but next time i'll refrain from going for the low-laying fruit
Torben: Why is that?
Billybob: Cuz if it's too low, somebody probably already stepped on it.
Billybob: It was a good party, but next time i'll refrain from going for the low-laying fruit
Torben: Why is that?
Billybob: Cuz if it's too low, somebody probably already stepped on it.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
one basket
Billybob: When you put all your eggs in one basket, you better really make sure that basket doesn't have any holes.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Facebook modes
Guy: What's up with facebook these days?
Billybob: Well one of the modes is "normal mode" and the other is "everything mode". Don't you know the difference between "live feed" and "news feed"?
Guy: Sure, "live" is when they fuck right in front of you, "news" is when they tell you that they've just been fucking
Billybob: Well one of the modes is "normal mode" and the other is "everything mode". Don't you know the difference between "live feed" and "news feed"?
Guy: Sure, "live" is when they fuck right in front of you, "news" is when they tell you that they've just been fucking
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Mac or PC?
Billybob: My PC is slow and crashes all the time
Guy: You should get a Mac
Billybob: Yeah, but I'm so used to PCs, and I've invested so much into this one
Guy: Computers are like relationships. No matter how much crap they bring with them, you try and stick with the same one for as long as you can
Guy: You should get a Mac
Billybob: Yeah, but I'm so used to PCs, and I've invested so much into this one
Guy: Computers are like relationships. No matter how much crap they bring with them, you try and stick with the same one for as long as you can
Free will
Billybob: I'm reading a book about free will
Highnote: Who made you do it?
Billybob: My boss did.
Highnote: Who made you do it?
Billybob: My boss did.
Monday, July 13, 2009
show me nothing
Torben: Let's go into this place, it looks like something.
Billybob: If this is something ... then show me nothing.
Billybob: If this is something ... then show me nothing.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
How cool can you get
Torben: People don't get me sometimes. I'm several steps beyond their comprehension of cool.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
gay shit
Billybob: The weather is gonna be 5 degrees tomorrow
Torben: Am I supposed to get a hardon from this news?
Billybob: I got a hardon from it, why shouldn't you?
5 minutes later:
Billybob: I think I'm gonna put that quote up
Torben: You can put it up your ass!
Torben: Am I supposed to get a hardon from this news?
Billybob: I got a hardon from it, why shouldn't you?
5 minutes later:
Billybob: I think I'm gonna put that quote up
Torben: You can put it up your ass!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
wasted opportunity
Guy: wow, there's a lot of hot girls in here. Now I'm gonna go home and ponder about all the lost opportunities.
Torben: You're a wasted opportunity in and of itself.
Torben: You're a wasted opportunity in and of itself.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
can you smoke here?
Billybob: Can you smoke in here?
Girl [holding a cigarette]: No you can't... it's for white people only
Girl [holding a cigarette]: No you can't... it's for white people only
Thursday, February 26, 2009
got any gum?
Billybob: You guys got a piece of gum?
Girls: No, sorry
Billybob: I really really need a piece of gum... like crazy!
Girls: No, sorry
Billybob: I really really need a piece of gum... like crazy!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
same page?
Billybob: Are we on the same page?
Torben: We're not on the same page, you're just missing the page.
Torben: We're not on the same page, you're just missing the page.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Upbeat
Billybob: This girl looks fun, upbeat
Boombox: It's better to look upbeat... than to look beat up.
Boombox: It's better to look upbeat... than to look beat up.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
novelty
Guy: This girl is texting me, she wants to fuck again.
Billybob: You should do it with a condom this time.
Guy: Why?
Billybob: Do it for novelty, man.
Billybob: You should do it with a condom this time.
Guy: Why?
Billybob: Do it for novelty, man.
Monday, November 24, 2008
slow technology
Torben [waiting for a Youtube video to download]: Technology is so slow these days!
Billybob: Maybe you're so quick, the technology is falling behind
Billybob: Maybe you're so quick, the technology is falling behind
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
vacuum
[Storm says something, and Billybob forgets to respond].
Billybob: I am creating conversational vacuum.
Storm: no, you're just brain-dead.
Billybob: True, but I'll pretend to be creating a conversational vacuum.
Billybob: I am creating conversational vacuum.
Storm: no, you're just brain-dead.
Billybob: True, but I'll pretend to be creating a conversational vacuum.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
you had me at...
Torben: Let's go out and eat
Billybob: Let's just eat here. I got pancakes, I got sour cream ...
Torben: But ...
Billybob: It's cheap, I got sugar, I got orange juice
Torben: You had me at "cheap"
Billybob: Let's just eat here. I got pancakes, I got sour cream ...
Torben: But ...
Billybob: It's cheap, I got sugar, I got orange juice
Torben: You had me at "cheap"
Thursday, November 13, 2008
that place we went last time
Billybob: Argh... it's wet, we can't roll here
Torben: Remember that place we went last time?
Billybob: Yeah
Torben: It's still there!
Torben: Remember that place we went last time?
Billybob: Yeah
Torben: It's still there!
Sunday, November 2, 2008
pretty black girl
Billybob's pickup line for the next hot black girl he meets:
Baby you're so pretty, I would dump all my white girlfriends for you.
Baby you're so pretty, I would dump all my white girlfriends for you.
nice ear rings
Billybob: Nice ear rings, man
Torben: Yeah, it gets the ladies hot and wet... between the armpits
Torben: Yeah, it gets the ladies hot and wet... between the armpits
Friday, October 31, 2008
out of proportions
Torben: Camden, is that in Canada?
Billybob: Dude, Camden is in London!
Torben: Google it!
Billybob: Google it yourself!
Torben: You're out of proportions!
Billybob: Are you calling me fat??!
Billybob: Dude, Camden is in London!
Torben: Google it!
Billybob: Google it yourself!
Torben: You're out of proportions!
Billybob: Are you calling me fat??!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
crossing the red light
Billybob: You can't cross on a red light, you're violating the rules!
Torben: I'm a violator and an annihilator... Catcha later alligator
Torben: I'm a violator and an annihilator... Catcha later alligator
life is like a box of chocolates
Torben: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... But u can be sure that it's squishy in the middle
pregnant woman
Billybob: I have never seen a pregnant woman up this close... Except my 5 previous girlfriends
Saturday, October 4, 2008
stimulus package
Billybob: We got a socialist running for president. What would he do? ... with a stimulus package
boring conversation
Joejoe: She was really boring, and didn't really help with conversation that much
Billybob: Isn't it kinda hard to be around someone like that?
Joejoe: Yeah... but you keep on hoping they're gonna take their clothes off at some point.
Billybob: Isn't it kinda hard to be around someone like that?
Joejoe: Yeah... but you keep on hoping they're gonna take their clothes off at some point.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
surveillance
Torben: Can we roll here?
Billybob: There's a camera on the right... so you should roll on the left.
Billybob: There's a camera on the right... so you should roll on the left.
keeping warm
Torben: I'm growing my hair long. It's gonna keep me warm in the winter
Billybob: That's good... saves you money on hats.
Billybob: That's good... saves you money on hats.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
a woman in the kitchen
Billybob: Always trust a woman in the kitchen!
Girl: Hey now, be nice.
Billybob: But nowhere else!
Girl: Hey now, be nice.
Billybob: But nowhere else!
I didn't quit
Billybob: I subscribed to this "Hash-sms" program, to help me quit smoking.
It was a bunch of nonsense, so I didn't quit.
In fact, I stepped it up!
It was a bunch of nonsense, so I didn't quit.
In fact, I stepped it up!
pool balls
Torben & Billybob playing pool, and billybob is winning.
Billybob: You got a lot of balls, man.
Billybob: You got a lot of balls, man.
not half bad
Billybob: What do you think about this music?
Torben: It's not half bad... That doesn't mean it's half good either.
Torben: It's not half bad... That doesn't mean it's half good either.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
are you kidding me?
Billybob: I gotta tell you something, and don't judge
Torben: What?
Billybob: I slept with a donkey and I liked it.
Torben: Was it a real donkey?
Billybob: No, it wasn't real, it was a... robot donkey.
Torben: You're kidding me?
Torben: What?
Billybob: I slept with a donkey and I liked it.
Torben: Was it a real donkey?
Billybob: No, it wasn't real, it was a... robot donkey.
Torben: You're kidding me?
traumatic experience
Torben: (making silly faces into a fancy restaurant)
Billybob: Torben, they're trying to have a fancy dinner! Stop doing that, you're traumatizing them for life!
Billybob: Torben, they're trying to have a fancy dinner! Stop doing that, you're traumatizing them for life!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
wasting precious time
Billybob: Hey, do you know where Club X is?
Girl: It's over there and to the left, yada yada yada, blah blah
Torben: Is that where you're going?
Girl: No I'm going the other way
Torben: What place?
Girl: Place Y
Torben: Is it nice?
Girl: Yes, it's nice
Torben: You got any hot girlfriends?
Girl: Not really, only one
Torben: Is she hot?
Girl: Yes, she's quite hot
Torben: Is she single?
Girl: No, unfortunately not
Torben: Are you single?
Girl: No :)
Torben: Damn!
Billybob: (out loud) Oh my god! I wasted all my time for THIS??
Girl: It's over there and to the left, yada yada yada, blah blah
Torben: Is that where you're going?
Girl: No I'm going the other way
Torben: What place?
Girl: Place Y
Torben: Is it nice?
Girl: Yes, it's nice
Torben: You got any hot girlfriends?
Girl: Not really, only one
Torben: Is she hot?
Girl: Yes, she's quite hot
Torben: Is she single?
Girl: No, unfortunately not
Torben: Are you single?
Girl: No :)
Torben: Damn!
Billybob: (out loud) Oh my god! I wasted all my time for THIS??
Friday, August 29, 2008
period
Boombox: Like my daddy used to say:
You can't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days, and doesn't die.
You can't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days, and doesn't die.
Amnesty International
A stoned girl had a suggestion for Amnesty International's slogan for their campaign against Violence Against Women.
"Don't smack my bitch up"
"Don't smack my bitch up"
Friday, August 22, 2008
get off your bum
Torben: As my mother used to say: "Get off your bum, you there's a big surprise waiting for you!"
Billybob: Did she really say that?
Torben: Yeah, exactly in those words.
Billybob: Did she really say that?
Torben: Yeah, exactly in those words.
african touch
[Passing by a store called "African touch"]
Torben: Mmmmm... African touch! That's exactly what I need right now.
Torben: Mmmmm... African touch! That's exactly what I need right now.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
let's find some girls tonight
Torben: let's get 2 girls tonight and take them home!
Billybob: Sounds good. But you know what? I have a better idea ... Instead of getting 2 girls, let's just get one really really big one!
Billybob: Sounds good. But you know what? I have a better idea ... Instead of getting 2 girls, let's just get one really really big one!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
we're watching them too
Torben: Let's go over here and smoke
Billybob: Dude, we can't smoke here! It's broad daylight, everybody's watching us.
Torben: That's okay. We're watching them too.
Billybob: Dude, we can't smoke here! It's broad daylight, everybody's watching us.
Torben: That's okay. We're watching them too.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
good Sushi
Billybob: Hey that's a good sushi place.
I took her there and we made love on the toilet.
Torben: It was that good, huh?
I took her there and we made love on the toilet.
Torben: It was that good, huh?
Sunday, June 22, 2008
sleeping with a friend of someone
Torben: I think I haven't slept with a friend of someone I've slept with before
Billybob: I haven't slept with a friend of anyone, period.
Billybob: I haven't slept with a friend of anyone, period.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
when you give someone something
Billybob: When a girl gives a guy something, it's too rude to say no, you have to take it.
Boombox: Yeah, and when a guy gives a girl something, she also HAS to take it.
Boombox: Yeah, and when a guy gives a girl something, she also HAS to take it.
Friday, June 6, 2008
weirdest thing you've ever done
Girl: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Billybob: I read a book once.
Billybob: I read a book once.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
getting laid
Torben: You should ask those girls over there what time it is.
Billybob: I'm about to get laid, I don't need to be asking any questions!
Billybob: I'm about to get laid, I don't need to be asking any questions!
Monday, May 19, 2008
is this girl a hooker?
Storm: It's not a question if this girl is a hooker. It's only a question if she's also a man.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
feeling
Torben: So how are you feeling baby-bubba?
Billybob: Fine... Who said I should be feeling horrible?
Billybob: Fine... Who said I should be feeling horrible?
Saturday, May 10, 2008
stoner poetry
(walking in a park)
Torben:
This girl was looking at me
and I was looking at her,
sparks were flying
and then I realized...
she was a little bit fat
Torben:
This girl was looking at me
and I was looking at her,
sparks were flying
and then I realized...
she was a little bit fat
Saturday, May 3, 2008
funny story
Stoned girl: [Trying to tell a funny story, but nobody is getting it]
Billybob: I don't get it.
Girl: You had to be there to see it
Billybob: I'm sure it was as funny as I feel right now.
Billybob: I don't get it.
Girl: You had to be there to see it
Billybob: I'm sure it was as funny as I feel right now.
cops
Billybob: That bagel shop got a lot of cops. They seem to like the food
Torben: I guess they like anything round with holes in it
Torben: I guess they like anything round with holes in it
restraint
Billybob (to Torben): I'm your inner restraining voice. You don't have one of your own, somebody's gotta be it.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
got a picture?
(Billybob talking about a girl)
Torben: You got a picture?
Billybob: No I don't have a picture... She got 3 tits
Torben: You got a picture?
Billybob: No I don't have a picture... She got 3 tits
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
schweppes
(Some chick offering a glass of Vodka and Schweppes)
Torben: It's like anal sex, some people like it, some people don't.
That's how I feel about Schweppes!
Torben: It's like anal sex, some people like it, some people don't.
That's how I feel about Schweppes!
Sunday, January 27, 2008
wildest thing
Billybob talking to one of Torben's female friends:
Billybob: What's the wildest thing you've ever done?
Girl: I laid Torben...
Billybob: What's the wildest thing you've ever done?
Girl: I laid Torben...
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
commitments
Billybob: The only permanent commitment in this life is having a child. Everything else is reversible.
Torben: I guess yah. Children and murder.
Billybob: Ya, and knocking over humpty-dumpty.
Torben: and sucking dick...
Torben: I guess yah. Children and murder.
Billybob: Ya, and knocking over humpty-dumpty.
Torben: and sucking dick...
Thursday, September 27, 2007
degree
Torben (talking about his new bartending job): ...hard work though, manual labor dude.
Billybob: I know, tried it. Decided to get a degree instead.
Torben: Which you didn't get?
Billybob: I got a few degrees.
Torben: I got a third degree burn once...
Billybob: I know, tried it. Decided to get a degree instead.
Torben: Which you didn't get?
Billybob: I got a few degrees.
Torben: I got a third degree burn once...
Saturday, September 8, 2007
not boys anymore
Billybob: Can I check out if there's anybody inside?
Guard: Sure... But it's not boys anymore
Billybob: Oh... i'm not gay
Guard: Oh.
Guard: Sure... But it's not boys anymore
Billybob: Oh... i'm not gay
Guard: Oh.
panic
Billybob frantically looking for his weed, after which he suddenly finds it in his pocket, where he put it.
Torben: What are you doing panicking? You shouldn't be like that.
Billybob: Like my mother taught me: "Panic first, think later"
Torben: What are you doing panicking? You shouldn't be like that.
Billybob: Like my mother taught me: "Panic first, think later"
do it
Torben (asking some people next to him for some paper to prepare the mix on): Do you guys have some paper?
They: (Pulling out some smoking paper).
Torben: No no I mean some paper to roll on.
They: No, we don't have that.
Torben: Oh, you guys just do it with your hands?!
They: (Pulling out some smoking paper).
Torben: No no I mean some paper to roll on.
They: No, we don't have that.
Torben: Oh, you guys just do it with your hands?!
Friday, September 7, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
feminize
Billybob: You are supposed to feminize the plant, because you can't really smoke the male parts.
Torben: Yeah, that would be kinda gay.
Torben: Yeah, that would be kinda gay.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
cartoons
Billybob: I wanna find out the author of this cartoon.
Torben: You should go take a copy of Free Comics yourself.
Billybob: I don't wanna read it, I wanna get the cartoon in audio.
the Simpsons Movie
Torben: So, are you gonna watch the new Simpsons movie?
Billybob: Yeah, I just have to find a girl to watch it with
Torben: A girl?
That's gonna be hard.
Billybob: Yeah, I just have to find a girl to watch it with
Torben: A girl?
That's gonna be hard.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
comfort zone
Billybob: I like the Comfort Zone - that's where I spend most of my time
Torben: You invented the Comfort Zone
Torben: You invented the Comfort Zone
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
got any diseases?
(Torben about to drink out of Billybob's cup)
Torben: Got any diseases?
Billybob: No, only AIDS
Torben: Oh... I love AIDS
Torben: Got any diseases?
Billybob: No, only AIDS
Torben: Oh... I love AIDS
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
if the Queen read this blog... or should it be: if the Queen read this blog ...
Torben: You shouldn't put space before ellipsis, I've corrected your entries
[Long discussion follows]
Billybob: OK, but I wonder what the correct answer really is. What would the Queen of England do? Like if the Queen read this blog, would she be like "WTF! There are no spaces before ellipses!!"
[Long discussion follows]
Billybob: OK, but I wonder what the correct answer really is. What would the Queen of England do? Like if the Queen read this blog, would she be like "WTF! There are no spaces before ellipses!!"
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
these girls don't know anything
Torben: These girls don't know anything man... They know just about everything there is to know about nothing.
Friday, June 1, 2007
biggest banana
Billybob (explaining evolution to his girlfriend):
So in the baboon societies, the male displays his power indirectly, e.g. by how many females he has, how many allies he has, and of course how much food he has access to. So the leader is the one who got the biggest banana in the whole fucking jungle!
So in the baboon societies, the male displays his power indirectly, e.g. by how many females he has, how many allies he has, and of course how much food he has access to. So the leader is the one who got the biggest banana in the whole fucking jungle!
Thursday, May 17, 2007
brutal in a nice way
Billybob: That was a horrible joke, dude
Torben: I know, it was brutal... but in a nice way.
Torben: I know, it was brutal... but in a nice way.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
every smile you get
Billybob: Can you imagine how many girls are walking around with cum in their mouth?
Torben: Oh man, yeah hehe, that's disgusting!
Billybob: I mean really, think about it... every smile you get.
Torben: Oh man, yeah hehe, that's disgusting!
Billybob: I mean really, think about it... every smile you get.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
curb your enthusiasm quotes
Dealer: I can get you an ounce of like, you know, hydroponic scientific stuff, but that'll run you 500 bucks.
Larry David: Hydroponic?... I'm not looking for a sound system, just looking to get my father a little relief...
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Larry David: I can manipulate anyone into anything... except women into sex.
Larry David: Hydroponic?... I'm not looking for a sound system, just looking to get my father a little relief...
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Larry David: I can manipulate anyone into anything... except women into sex.
Monday, May 7, 2007
no, YOU see
Torben: See the difference is...bla bla bla
Billybob: Well you see, ever since...bla bla
Torben: No YOU see
Billybob: bla bla
Torben: not I see, you see
Billybob: I see, you see, what's the difference?
Billybob: Well you see, ever since...bla bla
Torben: No YOU see
Billybob: bla bla
Torben: not I see, you see
Billybob: I see, you see, what's the difference?
Sunday, May 6, 2007
busses don't exist
Billybob: There's no busses right now, it's Sunday
Torben: There's no busses at all?
Billybob: No, they don't even exist.
Torben: There's no busses at all?
Billybob: No, they don't even exist.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
on the positive side
Torben: This club is half-empty... Half-full on the positive side.
Torben: My hands are cold... On the positive side, the rest of me is hot.
Torben: Do you think your head can explode from too much positivity?
Torben: My hands are cold... On the positive side, the rest of me is hot.
Torben: Do you think your head can explode from too much positivity?
Thursday, April 19, 2007
I gave a fuck to Katja Kean
Torben: I don't give a fuck to just anybody. But I gave a fuck to Katja Kean... she looked like she needed it
Thursday, January 11, 2007
yo mama
Torben: You didn't get much love as a child, did you?
Billybob: Not really, but I'm sure you did... from yo MAMA!!
Billybob: Not really, but I'm sure you did... from yo MAMA!!
Sunday, January 7, 2007
major diss
New pick-up line:
Billybob: My friends think that if you were 10 years younger, you'd be doable... But I don't.
Billybob: My friends think that if you were 10 years younger, you'd be doable... But I don't.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
you don't scare me!
New pick-up line:
Billybob: You don't scare me... I've fucked girls like you for breakfast!
Billybob: You don't scare me... I've fucked girls like you for breakfast!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
you like ugly chicks
Torben: You like ugly chicks.
Billybob: What are you talking about?
Torben: You like ugly chicks, admit it!
Billybob: OK OK you got me.
Torben: Billybob, say "I like ugly chicks!"
Billybob: I love ugly chicks!
Billybob: What are you talking about?
Torben: You like ugly chicks, admit it!
Billybob: OK OK you got me.
Torben: Billybob, say "I like ugly chicks!"
Billybob: I love ugly chicks!
Saturday, September 9, 2006
I have a friend called Superman
Billybob: That's funny, the town I come from rhymes with Tarzan.
Torben: Really?! My name is Tarzan! - can ya dig it?!
Billybob: Yah I have a friend called Superman.
Torben: I can relate...
Torben: Really?! My name is Tarzan! - can ya dig it?!
Billybob: Yah I have a friend called Superman.
Torben: I can relate...
Tuesday, August 1, 2006
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