tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21905945332781106642024-03-04T21:00:28.361-08:00Stoner linesTorben: Can ya' dig it ??
Billybob: I can relate...Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.comBlogger112125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-85199356284247670812014-04-18T09:38:00.002-07:002014-04-18T09:39:29.321-07:00Torben: "God bless spring"<br />
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Billybob: "ya god bless, but Jesus died yesterday"<br />
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Torben: "Sorry for your loss"Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-50241165092924336582012-08-06T02:10:00.003-07:002012-08-06T02:10:50.309-07:00a piece of meTorben: Let's go see if some lovely ladies want a piece of me ... or maybe they even want two pieces.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-25125331648157865412011-12-11T06:45:00.000-08:002011-12-11T06:53:27.027-08:00How Torben gets laidTorben: I don't really know how I get laid these days, I am usually too stoned to remember the details.<br /><br />Billybob: I'll tell you how you do it. You wait until 5am, at which point you get up the courage to say: "Excuse me, can I ask you a question? ... I hope you don't mind" <br /><br />... and then you get laid.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-56291323272617121912011-12-11T06:42:00.000-08:002011-12-11T09:56:34.959-08:00Marianne daysBillybob: Those were the good old days, remember the Marianne days?<br /><br />Torben: Dude you weren't even with her.<br /><br />Billybob: I wasn't really WITH her, but I was AFTER her, which is almost the same thing.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-15411622516386858582010-06-12T12:30:00.001-07:002010-06-12T12:31:57.038-07:00Soft?Billybob: Hey Torben, (in a gay voice) check out my new bed, it's so soft.<div><br /></div><div>Torben: I'll show you something soft (long pause) ... ready?</div>Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-9517145961776407382010-04-03T00:45:00.002-07:002010-04-03T00:48:13.968-07:00making loveBillybob: Baby, eating this lunch is like making love to you<div><br /></div><div>Girlfriend: Is it really that bad?</div>Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-48580949416612136882010-04-03T00:45:00.001-07:002010-04-03T00:45:45.682-07:00She's not my type<div>Torben: I don't know if she's my type.</div><div><br /></div><div>Billybob: Sleep with her now, find out if she's your type later</div>Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-3916019473595328422009-12-21T01:30:00.000-08:002009-12-21T01:33:35.853-08:00On getting your shit togetherTorben: That guy really got his shit together<br /><br />Billybob: Depends on your definition of shit, shit comes in different flavors.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-74984834665366435482009-12-13T09:58:00.000-08:002009-12-13T10:03:59.214-08:00Valentine's DayForeign girl: When is Valentine's Day?<br /><br />Billybob: February 15, I think.<br /><br />Boombox: It's the 14th dude!<br /><br />Billybob: Yeah I always forget that and give my girlfriend a Valentine's Day present a day too late<br /><br />Boombox: And what does she say?<br /><br />Billybob: She tells me she already got a present from their <span style="font-style: italic;">real </span>boyfriend the day beforeStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-85058402246188967182009-11-01T11:09:00.000-08:002009-11-01T11:11:07.533-08:00comfort zoneBillybob: Fuck this shit<br /><br />Torben: Watch your language<br /><br />Billybob: Sorry, I overstepped my boundaries, and your comfort zone too<br /><br />Torben: Don't beat yourself too much up, at least I have a comfort zoneStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-69407313017617982072009-11-01T10:54:00.000-08:002009-12-13T10:04:46.011-08:00low-lying fruitTorben: Did you have a good night?<br /><br />Billybob: It was a good party, but next time i'll refrain from going for the low-laying fruit<br /><br />Torben: Why is that?<br /><br />Billybob: Cuz if it's too low, somebody probably already stepped on it.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-12408178457960857022009-10-28T05:12:00.001-07:002009-10-28T05:13:37.851-07:00one basketBillybob: When you put all your eggs in one basket, you better <span style="font-style:italic;">really </span> make sure that basket doesn't have any holes.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-53654114339718540332009-10-25T14:01:00.000-07:002009-10-25T14:13:22.713-07:00Facebook modesGuy: What's up with facebook these days?<br /><br />Billybob: Well one of the modes is "normal mode" and the other is "everything mode". Don't you know the difference between "live feed" and "news feed"?<br /><br />Guy: Sure, "live" is when they fuck right in front of you, "news" is when they tell you that they've just been fuckingStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-51173080191750681302009-10-18T12:14:00.000-07:002009-10-18T12:17:28.871-07:00Mac or PC?Billybob: My PC is slow and crashes all the time<br /><br />Guy: You should get a Mac<br /><br />Billybob: Yeah, but I'm so used to PCs, and I've invested so much into this one<br /><br />Guy: Computers are like relationships. No matter how much crap they bring with them, you try and stick with the same one for as long as you canStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-80980518271322554192009-10-18T11:56:00.001-07:002009-10-18T11:56:51.334-07:00Free willBillybob: I'm reading a book about free will<br /><br />Highnote: Who made you do it?<br /><br />Billybob: My boss did.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-38355466993946379612009-07-13T01:11:00.001-07:002009-07-13T01:13:03.513-07:00show me nothingTorben: Let's go into this place, it looks like something.<br /><br />Billybob: If this is something ... then show me nothing.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-41692549465705104082009-07-01T12:14:00.001-07:002009-07-01T12:14:42.411-07:00behind every great manBillybob: Behind every great man, there's a woman ... with a strap-onStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-43918748089898845852009-07-01T12:13:00.000-07:002009-07-01T12:14:03.119-07:00Shit expertGuy: this music is shit<br /><br />Torben: Who said it's shit? Are you some kind of shit expert?Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-57185642093317119352009-05-31T07:41:00.001-07:002009-06-06T08:30:46.461-07:00calculated wayTorben: I've had several girls slap me... Not necessarily in a very calculated wayStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-6631298235059484332009-05-31T07:39:00.001-07:002009-06-06T08:32:10.310-07:00last showerBillybob: When did u last take a shower?<br /><br />Torben: I took a shower about 3 girls ago...Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-11328860037871133642009-05-31T07:36:00.001-07:002009-05-31T07:36:42.722-07:00How cool can you getTorben: People don't get me sometimes. I'm several steps beyond their comprehension of cool.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-14842495039400498122009-03-28T02:57:00.000-07:002009-03-28T02:58:29.182-07:00I'm so highDanny: I'm so high, I can touch the ... floor.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-17805838885146565182009-03-15T14:34:00.000-07:002009-03-15T15:04:20.801-07:00gay shitBillybob: The weather is gonna be 5 degrees tomorrow<br />Torben: Am I supposed to get a hardon from this news?<br />Billybob: I got a hardon from it, why shouldn't you?<br /><br />5 minutes later:<br /><br />Billybob: I think I'm gonna put that quote up<br />Torben: You can put it up your ass!Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-56555379388040082482009-03-14T12:48:00.001-07:002009-03-14T12:48:57.155-07:00wasted opportunityGuy: wow, there's a lot of hot girls in here. Now I'm gonna go home and ponder about all the lost opportunities. <br /><br />Torben: You're a wasted opportunity in and of itself.Stoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2190594533278110664.post-70367798525032786672009-02-28T05:24:00.001-08:002009-02-28T10:00:55.551-08:00are you gay?Girl: Are you gay?<br /><br />Billybob: Honey, for you... I'll be gayStoner Lineshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11937751386109954081noreply@blogger.com0